asgarddropout:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

girlsclothes:

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

raenewalker:

self care is playing out your hypothetical queer eye episode in your head at 3 am after having a mental breakdown

star-spangled-jackass:

meow-vvow:

teainawineglass:

fifty-shadesofgay:

dankmemeuniversity:

i just astral projected back to 2009

Holy shit

We’re on the precipice of there being no casualties to

The Game.

Oh fuck off

whatthebec:

poqari:

There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch

cassandrapentayaaaaas:

Fic tag: slow burn

Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

aetherlich:

tredlocity:

brand twitter: *makes an actually funny joke*

me: heh

garfield: *kicks down my door and shoots me in the head*

pirategf:

pirategf:

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

little-bruised-soul:

dimorisik:

i wish bernini could do a sculpture of this

Mom Jeans Ecstasy, i.e. climb that tree Elio

cactusrabbit:

wastelandbaby7:

Glad to see that at least one country takes this year’s Eurovision seriously.

They’re called Hatari and they describe themselves as an “anti-capitalist BDSM techno performance art group” ffffuuuuck yes thank u Iceland

dragonhearted-clevergirl:

Me when someone plays with my hair: can you do that for the next 12 years thx

theboywithsaltrockeyes:

my last two brain cells are just John Mulaney and Bo Burnham

mockingbirdie:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.